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PROMETHEUS – film review


reviewed by greg moss

Friday 8th June 2012

Directed by Ridley Scott. Written by Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof. Starring: Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Idris Elba and Rafe Spall. Running time: 124 mins.


Having been a fan of Ridley Scott’s ALIEN since its release in 1979 and being less than enamoured with the director’s subsequent output, with the exception perhaps of 1982’s BLADE RUNNER, I went into PROMETHEUS not expecting a great deal, but still hoping it would be somewhat of a return to form.

PROMETHEUS is Scott’s first self-generated genre film since 1986’s LEGEND (and by this I mean Scott commissioned the script based on his own original concept),

And PROMETHEUS does indeed resemble LEGEND in many ways – visually impressive, but with erratic pacing, superficial characters we don’t care about and a clumsily-staged finale.

At times the violence in PROMETHEUS is so over-the-top that it ventures into shameless exploitation. In fact, most of the various dispatchings of characters reminded me very much of Roger Corman’s exploitation pictures from the early 80’s, particularly (and ironically) his ALIEN rip-offs GALAXY OF TERROR and FORBIDDEN WORLD.

The death of Fifield (Sean Harris) is a case in point. It is ridiculous and uneccessary – incineration by flame-thrower, followed by splattery head-crunching by multi-wheeled vehicle.

Admittedly the visual effects are flawless, but this film has major problems in the script department, and genre scribes of Spaihts and Lindelof’s standing really should know better.

Apart from the seven or so principal characters, most of the crew of seventeen seem to be conveniently forgotten by the screenwriters soon after we meet them at the initial briefing. Why make the number of crew so large in the first place, if  they’re not actually utilized in any meaningful way ?

In ALIENS, at least Cameron had the good sense to wipe out most of the platoon early on in the piece, so as to leave a handful of survivors we care about to fight for their lives. In PROMETHEUS, most of the crew seem to just ‘disappear into the woodwork’ for no good reason.

Sloppy, very sloppy.

As for the performances, Idris Elba as Janek, the ship’s captain, is the only thesp who comes close to nailing the naturalism of the actors in the original ALIEN. Everyone else in the cast is clearly ‘acting’ – particularly Michael Fassbender as the android David. In ALIEN, Ian Holm’s acting style is natural and understated (and Lance Henriksen in ALIENS too for that matter). But here, from the outset, Fassbender is clearly not human – which doesn’t make a whole lot of sense in terms of how the androids are portrayed in the original films. And no, justifying this by saying David is an earlier model is nothing more than a lame cop out.

So … are there ANY positives?

Well … no … not really.

But for all of those eagle-eyed ALIEN nerds out there, there are several interesting little homages dotted throughout. Some less obvious than others.

Jerry Goldsmith’s original ALIEN theme can be heard during the ship’s descent to the planet. The bringing back of the Space Jockey’s severed head to the ship is straight out of Dan O’Bannon and Ronald Shusett’s original STARBEAST draft. The flying ‘mapping robots’ are a reworking of similar maintenance robots (referred to as ‘mice’) which appeared in Scott’s original ALIEN storyboards (but which were later scrapped due to budgetary reasons). And the Engineers’ dome-like ‘pyramid’ is a reworking of the original egg silo designed for ALIEN but never used, with the added feature of the elongated human head atop the Harkonnen fortress Giger had originally designed for Jodorowsky’s aborted DUNE film in 1975.

Egg Silo – ‘Alien’ by H.R. Giger

Harkonnen Fortress – ‘Dune’ by H.R. Giger

I’ve been aware of Scott’s concept for the Space Jockeys’ backstory for some years now – ie: in that they created the alien as a biological weapon to wipe out dominant life forms on whatever planet they chose to colonize. And for years I hoped he would never get to realize it. I mean, do we really NEED to know who they are? Isn’t it more – I dunno – alien – not to know?

For me, the idea of explaining who the Space Jockeys are defeats the purpose of calling the original film ALIEN in the first place.

As in:

a’lien a & n, 1. a. Not one’s own; foreign, differing in nature; out of harmony.

Space Jockey – 1979

Remember in ALIEN – the first time the Jockey was revealed – in that breathtaking crane shot? Didn’t it send frissons up the spine? Entice your imagination? Give you a sense of – awe? Like, holy shit! – what the F*CK is that? Of course it did – and that was the intent. I mean, let’s not forget, Scott hired Giger with the express purpose of creating this feeling in the first place! It’s like the first time we saw the monolith in ‘2001’ – its presence was enough – it didn’t need to be explained – it didn’t need to be anything other than an iconic image which inspired awe.

And so it is with the Space Jockey.

However, now Scott has well and truly ‘jumped the shark’ by reducing the Space Jockeys to nothing more than ‘bio-suits’ for a bunch of bald-headed humanoid neo-nazi astro thugs!

And that’s not all – THEY CREATED US AS WELL???

This clumsy shoe-horning of Von Daniken’s theory of alien intervention in human evolution into the ALIEN universe is something akin to Lucas using midichlorians to explain away the mystery of The Force in THE PHANTOM MENACE. Except in this case, the damage is far more profound, affecting the very integrity of the original films.

Yes, but has Sir Ridley forever ruined the mythos?

Well, not for those of us who remember ALIEN as a stand-alone – we can always ignore this ill-conceived, sloppily-made abomination.

But for subsequent generations, I’m sad to say the answer is yes.

Viewed in 3D at the V-Max Cinema, Westfield Marion, Adelaide, June 7 2012.

Greg Moss is a film school graduate with a background in directing music videos and is currently seeking representation as a screenwriter. He likes right-brained people, feeding the cat and watching genre movies.


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This Blog just got real ’cause the Mo Fo is in the house!

In keeping with the hyperbolic nature of the headline, I’d like to introduce to the DV blog readers the ass-kickingly kick-ass project I’m developing with fellow DVer, David G. Williams, the FREE online Cinegraphic Novel sensation… The Legend of Spacelord Mo Fo.

You can find it at And if you’re asking, “What the hell is it about?”… well, here’s a little something I prepared earlier…

“It’s an ass-kickingly kick-ass post-apocalyptic, space-western dramedy, with anime influences and a bit of that dark and sexy HBO stuff… so yeah, it’s for a more mature audience… well, not for ‘kids’ anyway… not really sure about the ‘mature’ part. It follows the miss-adventures of Bran Mak Foo and Honey Pott, a young just-married couple scrounging a living in their ‘apparently’ dilapidated Ironclad-class deep-space freighter, the Qupid, on the Edge of Endspace; a vast region of space where no semblance of civilization has reemerged after a galactic apocalypse… or three. The Edge is a place where heroes are few, villains are plentiful, and the rest are just trying to survive.”

As for how it works —

“In short, it’s a full-color, super-awesome quality comic, written and illustrated specifically for the digital storytelling medium, and presented panel by panel in a cinematic widescreen format, with weekly updates released FREE, online. The free version is only available at a paltry 1024 x 576. But, if you really, really, really like TLOSLMF, then we’re hoping you’ll SUBSCRIBE and be shocked and awed by the full 1920 x 1080 Mo Fo experience! Completed episodes will also be released as Ebooks and Apps, with all sorts of undoubtedly cool behind the scenes bonuses included… and for the printed page junkies, there’s also going to be a printed abridged comic-format edition. And, if you’re wondering how much Mo Fo awesomeness will be in each episode, well, in print, an episode would equate to one 48-52 page comic.

Now get ready to have your eyeballs rocked by a few Mo Fo teasers…

Like what you see, well we’ve also got a facebook page – , and a blog with all the latest Mo Fo developments

Cheers all,


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